Anteaters

Anteaters are, by extraordinary coincidence, animals that eat ants and they came third in the 'Most Unimaginative Name Competition 2006.' As well as ants, anteaters sometimes eat termites and sandwiches.

Contrary to popular opinion, anteaters are not natural allies of aardvarks.

Anteaters walk on their knuckles because deep down they want to be monkeys.

Anteaters have astonishingly long tongues. As such, lesbianism is rife amongst anteater populations.