Quentin Tarantino

Tarantino, who's name is Italian for 'little spider,' is an American film director who sometimes puts himself in his films a tradition that he started during his first film, 'Reservoir Dogs' when he replaced Sir Ian McKellan who walked off the set after refusing to utter what became the movie's most famous line, when Mr. Pink says 'let's go to the reservoir, Rover!'

Tarantino later became a very political director, notably with his anti-Clinton polemic Kill Bill parts 1 and 2 starring Uma Thurman as Hilary. This made him enormously popular in Bush's America and earned him a place on the White House Staff where he wrote most of Bush's most memorable speeches.

Tarantino has, since the election of Barak Obama, become a recluse after retiring to his Alabama ranch and pledging never again to make another movie.