Global warming is the cause of all rain, snow, sunshine, tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, hailstones, plagues of frogs, coastal erosion, droughts, monsoons, extinctions, drizzle, coldness, spider population explosions, cloud, lunar eclipses, economic recessions, water related conflicts, teenage pregnancies, crime and terrorism since 1985. All rain, snow, sunshine, tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, hailstones, plagues of frogs, coastal erosion, droughts, monsoons, extinctions, drizzle, coldness, spider population explosions, cloud, lunar eclipses, economic recessions, water related conflicts, teenage pregnancies, crime and terrorism that happened before this date was caused by something else.
People who make jokes about the tendency to ascribe everything bad that happens to global warming are worse than Hitler.
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