Badger

The badger, a common sight in British towns and often kept as a pet by farmers, is so called because of its amusingly shaped genitals – badger is a contraction of 'bulbous tadger'. As such, badger meat is often served at the tables of rich Englishmen who wish to elegantly insult their male guests. The badger's preferred diet is the Atkins.

If you scan a badger at a supermarket checkout, you will discover that it costs £3.60