Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Bulgaria

Bulgaria is a country in Eastern Europe. It was named after the chief Womble whose wisdom and leadership was much admired in the Balkans - indeed, the ancient Kings of the Bulgars traced their lineage from Great Uncle Bulgaria, their Queens were given the title 'Cholet' and the crown Prince was addressed as 'Orinocco.'

In the 14th century, Bulgaria was conquered by the Ottomans - a race of fearsome Otter-people for whom the peaceful Wombles of Bulgaria were no match. The otter-folk eventually became homesick for the rivers from which they had emerged and soon left, allowing Bulgaria to return to its former glory.

Bulgaria became a Communist state, becoming renowned the world over as a worker's paradise. This resulted in mass immigration from less fortunate parts of the world like western Europe.

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