The Cold War was fought between America and Russia in the second half of the 20th century. It was called the Cold War because, due to climate change, this was a particularly cold period in history, necessitating the wearing of funny little fur hats by the Russians. The Americans were too concerned with looking cool and went without hats, and so felt particularly cold for much of the time.
In their pursuit of the Cold War, both sides developed biological weapons because the H-Bomb just wasn't enough. It was, nonetheless, widely accepted that the weapons would never be used as both sides had agreed that they didn't really want to kill anybody who didn't live in the Third World.
The Cold War was won by Ronald Reagan a former cowboy in the Wild West. Fellow cowboys once voted him "Cowboy most unlikely to become President," which shows you what they know.
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